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So, the house has been vacuumed, paying special attention to the ceiling corners. Anyone who lives in the country in August will understand why.
Deeming myself safe I blithely waltzed into the bathroom the morning after said vacuuming.
ugh ugh UGH that was a gol darn cobweb I just walked oops, waltzed through!
What the heck! AND 3 long legged spiders speeding their way back up the wall to the ceiling!!!
Grabbing a broom, because I'm brave like that and I need something with a 6 foot handle to deal with these unwelcome critters, I went on the attack... (this is the violent part)
WHACK! WHAM! SMOOSH!!
All the while I am yelling very loudly "NO NO NO YOU CAN NOT TAKE OVER MY HOUSE! BACK TO THE FIRES OF THE DEEP WITH YOU!!"
Once there was nothing left but a miscellaneous leg or two which I quickly discharged to the toilet, I heard the big guy in the other room............
"You tell those spiders Ron"
think we like Harry Potter around here?
1 comment:
I was debating whether dad was gonna quote Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings...
Sometimes I really miss being in that house for times like that. Then again I can picture this all perfectly in my mind.
In any event you are far more courageous than I am...I have a tendency to run shreaking into the next room and request Mr. Green the Younger to deal with the ickys...
Love you mom
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