Monday, September 29, 2008

Monday Monday, can't trust that day!

So, Monday.
The MOTHER of ALL Mondays.
It started at about 1:00 a.m.
It all started with the dog.

This dog~~ Doesn't she look sweet?

Doesn't she look lovely?

Doesn't she look like no trouble at all?
The DOG was antsy, finally Jim took her out, and she peed.
Good, everyone can go back to bed.
Antsy dog.
Antsy dog.
Antsy dog.
Dog doing something unspeakable on the bedroom carpet.
Grrrrr !@#$^&*&^%$#@$%^&*(&^%$#@!
I took the dog out where she continued to do unspeakable things, but at least they were outside.
Meanwhile, back in the bedroom Jim was cleaning the carpet. After walking up and down the driveway until 2:00, I decided maybe we could come in. I was greeted at the door with the news that the bedroom smelled so bad there was no way we were sleeping in there the rest of the night (rest of the night!! Ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
So we pulled out the sofa bed, and we all know how comfy THOSE are. The cats meanwhile thought the sofa bed was a great idea! Even better that two WARM humans were going to lay there for them. Now that would have been rather nice, a cat curled up by my legs………….. except they both had to lay ON me and take their baths.
So for the few remaining hours of the night I was trying to sleep, shooo away cats, and keep one ear open for more antsy-ness from the dog.
Then there was the clock ticking away louder and louder, and that nice new yard light shining in the living room window……….. yeah, a lot of sleep happening. Not.
Then Miss V comes downstairs at 5:30 to do her hair, and steps on a dead wasp. We know where that went right?
After some ibuprofen, hugs, and an ice pack I gave up and took a shower.
That was when I noticed that some critter had peed on the dogs second bed. What is WITH these pets?????
Yawn, sigh. Off to work.
Darn, forgot my travel mug and since I refuse to use disposables, I gulped a quick cup of coffee at the coffee shop in a regular mug before heading to work where I discovered that I didn’t have the use of a workstation with a computer today! Great, now it’s the beginning of the week and I’m already BEHIND. We won’t even discuss the crazy elevator that refused to stop at the second floor…………………
Don’t even ask what next because I am headed to bed.
I hope there will actually be sleeping involved tonight.


Gina said...

I'm sorry but I had to laugh.
Never mind tomorrow can only get better.

Love and hugs Gina xxx

Chris' Shady Grove said...

wishing you a wonderful Tuesday :)

Chocolate Cat said...

I hope your week has improved somewhat!! Do you know I don't think it could get much worse!!! What a way to start the week!