ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am NOT technically retarded, I can use my computers, my DVD player, my microwave, my programmable coffee maker, I've even managed to figure out my alarm clock.

So, WHY IS THIS STUPID PHONE KICKING MY BUTT??????

I understood my last 3 phones, I had them figured out. This Razr (is that a stupid spelling or what??) is not my cup of tea, I'd rather have one that shaves my legs.

This one makes me feel like an idiot! My kids have all programmed their pictures and specific ringtones. They have taken pictures of flowers, quilts, houses, each other, and even hot dogs for me. Yes, you read that right, it's a loooooooooong story.

But can I even use the darn thing?

I had to actually read the novel that came with it to figure out how to turn it off the first day. And then, how to turn it back on!

Every time I try to answer a call I end up accidentally turning on the speaker phone, I have messages that I can't access, occasionally the darn thing TALKS to me! Yes! It actually tells me to say something! I tried telling it to shut up, but that didn't work too well. I tried asking it nicely to HELP ME but it didn't understand that either.

My sweet husband (whose bright idea it was to get several of us these phones) has promised to give me some remedial cell phone lessons tomorrow night.

gosh, I sooooooooooo cannot wait.

yep, that was sarcasm.